Greetings from Charming,
     
           Your Sadistic Mistress. I come to slay and slave you as you whimper at my feet like the itty bitty
Piggy that your mother created you to be. I want your money and your worship
Tithes and offerings are always due every Sunday and you are to always
Thank me for my merciful grace as the true peasant you are.
Contact me at charmingbtch@gmail.com and be ready to contribute as soon as
Your pathetic ass press the "C" I'm Charming.