I want a pay pig who will give me his hard earned cash. God knows he doesn't fucking need it. I want a pig to worship me and bow down, and to humiliate himself in front of my friends and I. Pigs need Skype and kik. Pigs need to do each and every task I tell them to in order to be rewarded. Must do EVERY task. You pathetic worms will either obey or evaporate like the waste you are.

Ho hum.