I am a very kind young lady.

No, a very kind princess. I am here to allow your pathetic existence some form of meaning, in that I am going to allow you the privilege of serving me. You do not deserve such an opportunity, and I fully expect you to grovel at my feet, thanking me.

Your disgusting simpering will not be enough however, it is only right for a degenerate piece of trash such as your self to pay tribute to one so magnificant as I.

What are you waiting for, groveling worm-boy?