Hello you naughty little degenerates.

My name is Lady Artissa and I have an opening for 2 little piggies that are willing to do whatever it takes to keep me happy.

I expect to be addressed as 'My Lady' at all times, unless you have earnt a free pass which allows you to call me by a different name.

There is the chance to earn facts about me and in return I will occasionally ask you something about yourself - make it interesting otherwise I may never ask again.

I have a penalty system in place that means that you will get fined on the spot, often very heavily, for not adhering to my rules. The more you forget or don't follow these rules, the more you have to pay me.
I'm doing you a favour giving you these rules after all.

I will occasionally send photos but more often I will connect with you with either voice notes or written communication and your imagination can do the rest.

Only my special and most generous piggies earn special treats.

If you think you are worth my consideration or even better if you don't, get in touch. I may reply or I may not - you only have one chance with me, make it count.