You really think I'm just going to let you lick my boots? What makes you think you're worthy of that, you little dipshit?

Oh, the fun I'm going to have with you.

You will be demeaned and humiliated. You're going to expose everything about yourself to me; I'm going to pick you apart piece by pathetic piece. You will lose sleep and so much money in the hopes of being able to do something worthy of my approval. The only one who will pay for attention; is you. There are going to be days where you'll wonder how much more abuse you're going to be able to take.

Every time you earn a reward (provided you're ever able to earn a reward) you're going to experience such a rush, such a release of pleasure; you'll keep coming back to me for more and more. Each time, I'm going to drain your bank account a little more. I love to drag the torture on and on...are you ready for the hardest test of your life? 

Have Your Credit Card Ready

After this introduction, I'm not going to waste time on you unless you tribute because you're a dipshit and that's bad enough, but I'm not entertaining stingy dipshits.