Greetings Paypigs. Mistress Lyida has come to collect loyal pieces of garbage to join her service. Not that any of you grime are worthy, but someone has to help send me shopping now don't they? If you don't message me right now begging me to serve, I will find you and smother you unconscious you worm. Now hurry along and be thankful for the wonderful privilege you have been given today.
Welcome to our community! :)