Tell me why I should choose you over all the other little subs begging to be useful.

If you want my attention, start by gifting me. I don't give away my time reading every sub's little explanation of why he thinks he deserves it. A gift might make me curious enough to read yours. Then I'll decide whether you make it into the pile worth evaluating.

If I choose you, your job is to entertain me.

I like control.

I am the boss. Sometimes I enjoy reminding you of that. Sometimes I don't. You should know either way.

So tell me, are you a good boy who knows how to make me happy, or a bad boy who needs to be punished?

If you're going to be my slave, I expect quick access to you. That does not mean you get quick access to me.

Now answer the question:

Why should I entertain myself with you?

Good luck. 😘