I am a Goddess who has a Me-Me complex. I only care about myself. I do not like having my time wasted on you little wankers and I am a jealous Goddess who does not like to share if I own you, you are Mine to control no one else's. I have the power to own you and make you into My slave. you will not give Me control, because I WILL take it. I will warp your mind and drain you from your control emotionally, and financially. your only goal is to please Me, and make Me happy by serving Me. As My pay piggy there are four rules for you to follow Adore Me, Obey Me, and Pay Me, and you will refer to Me as Goddess Lauren at all times or there will be punishment.

I would only consider talking to someone as pathetic as you if you send Me a tribute attached to your email. E-Card from GiftRocket.com only! I don't give a fuck if you can't afford a tribute. That's not my problem. Also sending the tribute does not entitled you to a response. I don't owe you anything, you aren't buying a service, I deserve your money, you get nothing but the satisfaction of Me draining your wallet for a chance to speak with Me HAHA loser! I love it when worthless piggies tribute! you feel useful and I get to buy new shoes. Send your tribute to My email ObeyMePayMe@gmail.com